He Best Way to Quit Smoking? Fill Your Mouth with Something Better and Harder
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You want to quit smoking? Oh, baby, Iâll help you. But not in the way you expect. Cigarettes? Disgusting. Weak. Worthless. They donât belong between those lips of yours. But donât worryâI know exactly what does. This isnât just about breaking a habit. This is about replacing it with something so much more fitting for that pathetic, needy mouth of yours. Every time you crave a cigarette, your body will remind you:  Thatâs not what your lips were made for.  Thatâs not what your tongue should be tasting.  Thereâs something bigger, better, and so much more satisfying. By the time this is over, you wonât just quit smoking. Youâll be rewired, retrained, completely transformed. And the final step? Oh, baby once you realize what truly belongs in your mouth, thereâs no turning back. This isnât just quitting. This is your new purpose.
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Darling, you want to quit smoking and become gay?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Such an intriguing transformation.
A whole new identity, a fresh, delicious you.
I can see it already.