He Missed My Birthday, So I Gave Myself a Gift

Hello? Oh, hi babe. Why are you calling off an unknown number?

What do you mean you're still at work? You've been at work all day. You know it's my birthday.

You said you'd book it off and you didn't. So I was like, okay, I'll plan something else, like with the girls.

And now you're saying you're going to be back late.

Literally waiting for you. I've got like my birthday outfit on for the night.