Lady Sonia can’t stop laughing at your tiny cock

Hi, hi, come on in. How are you? Come over here, come over here. Look, look what I've got.

It's my new dodo. It's great, isn't it? Yeah, I thought it was great.

Do you know what's best? It's not got any wanker attached to it. Absolutely perfect.

I didn't realise I could be so happy. So what do you want to do? Do you want to wank?

I mean, I can practice too, can't I? I tell you what, let me show me yours. You show me yours.