Love And Bullets in Bold Adventure

woman any day believe me. Oh big deal. What's so great about being a man? Well let's see.

We can open our own jars. Big fucking deal. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

Oh. Uh. Nobody wonders if we swallow. We know the truth about whether size matters. We don't

clean toilets. We don't have to check to see if our privates are still there. Oh god you

are good. Oh. I got the topper of all times. Nobody wonders if our orgasms are real. Yes.