Meh Burps

I hope you like the smell of *******. It's quite stinky when it's mixed with coffee.

I know you get off on this. I'm just trying to think of a really, really good way to torture you.

I think I should bring you closer. I mean, I want you to be able to smell every bit of it.

It's not exactly pleasant. I mean, I can smell it myself, innit?

Stale coffee breath plus *******?