Piss coffee on the go 💦

I go to the table and piss in my coffee to go mug. You can even see the coffee show. Now it's foam. And I drink my own piss from my cup. I try my new Piss coffee. It is warm and delicious. Perfect for my cameraman who wants to drink it up. But there's a lot more to come out of my holes. More than piss 💦 Something also comes out at the back...