Sex Expert Dr. Valente Gives Advice: Big Watches Make Big Cocks, Part 2, Lady Victoria Valente
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Last week, I had a lady in my practice. She complained that her husband couldn't maintain his erection; she was completely at a loss. My advice to her: Buy one or two big watches, because big watches make big cocks. I explained to her that she should push the wristwatch high up on her arm, then shake her arm and look at the watch with a stern expression, reading the time. That always works. She also has another way to surprise her husband. She can take off a watch and tie it around her man as a cock ring. Oh yes, that way everything down there stays nice and tight! Sex expert Dr. Valente shows off her big watches.
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Well, that's nice of you to come and visit me on such short notice.
So look, I'm wearing my big ears.
Imagine, last week, a woman came to me in despair,.
You've got such erection problems.
And he can't hold his boner.