Stay Outta The Gene Pool Masturbator

I want you to stroke. I want you to pump and rub and tug. I want you to come over and over

again as many times as possible, whenever possible. First thing in the morning before

you get out of bed, put on this clip. Stroke. Stroke. Stroke. And come for me. During your

coffee break at work, go into the bathroom, put on your headphones and play this clip

on your phone. And pump and pump and pump and come for me. During your lunch break at