Tweet Me Harder Daddy Musk - Elon Musk Buys Twitter then Fucks Her (Valerica Steele)

Great news! How is it Alex? As it turns out, your acquisition of Twitter is finally complete.

It's looking amazing! I know! I got the paperwork and everything. I got everything from them.

I got the keys, I got the master password, I got their master tweet password. Like THE password.

About time. The one... yeah, I know. You've wanted it for so long too.

So, the former CEO of Twitter did something kind of weird. He offered me two pills to offer you.