Victoria Lecherri has a corn cob stuck up her ass.

Okay, we've seen me with bananas, we've seen me with bottles and popsicles and

cucumbers a few times. How about a ear of corn? I already lubed it up. I don't think I'll have any trouble with this.

I'm more worried about it getting lost and not coming back out. So that when

people say, "What's the matter with you? You got cob stuck up your ass?" I can say, "Yeah, I do. Can you help me get it out?"

Oh